French bulldogs have a flair for art
Give these crumpled-faced rascals some paint, and you'll be amazed by their exquisite brush strokes.
Dachshunds love Ed Sheeran
In a poll, a startling 98% of this sausage-like type claimed to own a CD of his latest record!
A dog called Jeff invented the internet
While playing with his owner's keyboard, this schnauzer inadvertently invented the internet. That's what he told us, anyhow.
Dogs are only allowed to play football once a year
It's a terrible legislation for soccer-mad labradors, who are regarded as the best players in the world.
Tiny, tiny dogs can't hear loud music
We played this dog some lovely heavy metal tunes, and it didn't notice. Such a waste of time.
